Don’t give Raimondo credit for this. The move to Providence was a bad idea, too, and she was awfully gung-ho about it.

I was talking about the mobile QB comment and yes, you DEFINITELY missed the joke.

I think that sound is the sound of the joke going over your head.

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

And it’s gone through 24 hours of intense conversion therapy prior to being slapped under the heat lamp. GTFOH with Chick-Fil-A. Popeye’s, KFC, Raisin’ Canes’, and Nando’s are all far superior.

Tommy Heinsohn won championships as a player and a coach, I think. Bill Russell, certainly. Joe Girardi (barf). A lot of guys had minimal experience and then became successful. Tom Flores had a playing career and then won two Super Bowls as a coach. Cam Neely has been an executive over the best run of success for the…

The Hitless Wonderkid is doing God’s work in the comments of these.

THANK YOU. WHY WAS THIS LEFT OFF THE LIST?

They should give you a guest column or something so you can display these for all of us to easily find and see. I wait with baited breath for the Falcons.

You’re doing God’s work here.

That’s every likely true, but it’s not even a choice for the writers. The Athletic is likely offering more lucrative packages than the newspapers, so they’re chasing the money, for sure. But those newspaper jobs, if they’re going to disappear, will likely do so whether the writers stick around or not. It isn’t going…

I’ve heard good things about the University. The bad educational ranking, by my understanding, is down to the atrocious primary and secondary public schools.

The university is actually a good school and fairly well-respected. The public primary and secondary education is a dumpster fire.

Also a fellow lawyer: this checks out. Excellent translation and summation, counselor.

That would be real hard for them to argue since he did play for them again that year after recovering. In order to avoid paying him after the injury, I think they would have had to have cut him. Tough for a judge to entertain the argument that you wouldn’t have paid him when you rehabilitated him and then paid him to…

I really need someone to explain all of this to me, just to confirm that I’m not crazy and what I think it’s getting at, is what it’s getting at.

Same with Kevin Mack, Bob Golic, and Matt Bahr.

Corey Coleman isn’t there anymore, remember?

I love Mookie and still think that’s hyperbole.

Did I miss a memo or something where everyone, writer and commenter, on Deadspin needs to start using the word “cromulent”?