There are not, actually, any wild cattle. Domesticated cows are descended from the aurochs, which went extinct in the 1500s. They are not, ostensibly, wild animals! Therefore they should be exempt from this law.

Drew fixed it. COWARD.

I suppose it’s true, this is a blog for people who are not fans of the Houston Texans.

I fancied myself a conservative in high school and college because I was a contrarian, and just smart enough not to realize I was still dumb. It took years for me to finally stop, do the examination and soul-searching you reference above, and realize that I am the diametric opposite and fall somewhere leftward of Karl…

I would like to be in Portland when you make this trip, Kate, for three reasons: 1.) I want to witness live The Takeout’s review-in-process of both Allagash Brewery and Duck Fat; 2.) I believe it will be beneficial to said review to recount the tale of the unaffiliated bystander (me) who devolved into a gibbering,…

“some little kids”

And pubic shame is a crucial part of that force—it’s just another term for what we might otherwise call norms or standards of decency.

I haven’t touched anything besides Stardew Valley since it dropped on Vita. I will be playing Stardew Valley and continuing my 120+ hour quest for the Platinum.

Isn’t this exactly what the Chargers were dicking Bosa around for?

“Duke of Tattooine” oh wait, now I get where you’re going with this.

I remember discovering Anchor Steam around the time I started to realize craft beer was a thing - 2010 (I’m 31 and I was late to the party). I read somewhere that steam beer is the only uniquely American brewing style in existence. There are plenty of American beers and regional twists on existing styles, like NE…

I’ve been doing this for years. Whiskey bottle + coffee + loud music = clean until I’m too drunk to hold a mop.

Yes. It’s a primarily-Islamic republic in Russia, with a leader who is an incredible caricature of an evil dictator operating under Putin. Seriously, look up Chechnya. It’s hideous.

Anyway, the Egyptian national team was pushed by their FA into a dinner and a PR event with the dictator, and Salah (as probably the most…

The Red Scare after WWII, mostly.

MLS is 3rd behind NFL and MLB in attendance nationwide. TV ratings remain shitty, but (most) markets sell tickets.

WOW.

I was recently at a friend’s wedding and he started saying “MAH WAIIIFE” possibly as he was walking up the aisle after the vows. Definitely as soon as we were at the reception. It was probably a turnaround of 8 minutes or less.

I mean, I live in Boston and while I couldn’t live the rest of my life jobless on $600k, I could definitely take a very extended vacation and still have a nest egg left over. I think the point about being able to focus on healing stands, they just won’t have their whole lives to focus solely on it.

This morning I had a full-on dump emergency pre-shower before work, and I am STILL salty that I couldn’t hold it until company time.

This was horrifying, depressing, enraging, SUPER LONG, and an incredible read. Well done, Nick.