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For $4000 you can either get this or a rusted RAV4 with 322,000 miles and a salvage title. NP.

Bring your own chips. 

Don’t mean to be overly negative here - but this is an incredibly stupid take. The Corolla is built on the same TNGA platform as the RAV-4. A unibody truck built on that same platform would indeed be “based” on the Corolla - or the RAV-4. Just like the Maverick (which Jalopnik has praised as a really smart vehicle,

No, 50% of the vote plus 1 vote

I will be genuinely shocked if anything happens to her because why would it? 

Don’t worry, the “party of law and order” will quickly excuse this complete violation of several laws with something that amounts to “its ok when WE do it”.

Where would old, right-wing, Florida boomers be without a slippery slope fallacy? 

“I’m worried about the kids going to the bus stop. They’re gonna be walking down this road with these big trucks you saw going by, and people flying in and out to go to the car wash,” Barb Vickers, a resident in the Jonathan’s Bay gated community, told WINK News.

I would take credit for that, but it’s like predicting the sun will rise or that Trump will call prosecution of his crimes a witch hunt. I’m sure deSantis will blame his inevitable primary loss on wokeness.

Once again, insurance companies do not give a fuck about politics. All they care about is math and money. If the math doesn’t add up to money, they will go do business somewhere else. If the practice ESG or believe in diversity, it is because those things make them money, not because they are being run by “woke

I have this image in my head of DeSantis crowing “WOKE WOKE WOKE! WOKE WOKE WOKE!” in the style of GOB’s chicken dance from Arrested Development.

Train wrecks are becoming the second most uniquely American thing behind mass shootings. So, no we won’t understand how hilariously bad anything is. 

Dealers getting everything they deserve.  The markups were ridiculous and consumers finally whittled down to the ones that decided “nah...don’t really need one so I give up”.

Wait, so you’re saying that Tesla promised something and didn’t deliver on it? TELL ME MORE.

Elon Musk has $44 billion to burn tearing down Twitter, but can’t meet a price he promised a few customers for his solar roofs. Nice. Class act.

Double the price and it sets on fire? Sign me up!

Yep, you seriously need to check yourself if you’re financing that fascist by purchasing his products.

Tesla claimed that it underestimated the installation costs.

Man, I thought that people who can legitimately afford a $500k+ car(no one buys a RR with no options) would be above reselling cars. Resell definition as in buy a car, drive it for a few hundred miles, and sell it when it’s registered after a few weeks has elapsed. So very, very short term ownership.

I flipped a Rolls Royce once.