Another one of his mob names is “Dumb Donny Doll-hands”. Credit for this name goes entirely to the Stephanie Miller Show

From your lips fingers to God’s ears.

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

“Jesus loves me best”

Gor-KA! Gor-KA! Gor-KA!! *waves apocalypse pompoms* Git that fuckin Nazi outta our White House.

Gorka is what happenes when Stephen Segal’s pony tail and Herman Goering have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I could not agree with you more.

In the past few weeks we’ve said goodbye to the Mooch, Spicey, Reince and as of today, Steve Bannon.

He also insists on being called “Dr. Gorka”. If I ever meet him I’m going to make a point of calling him “Mr. Gorka”.

Indiana Rep. Todd Rokita, who is running for a Senate seat, has an eight-page memo with instructions on how he expects his chauffeur to treat him.

God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

At this very moment on this question Arnold is standing on the correct side.

As you note, Arnold has never been what one might call a progressive. He has some pretty toxic beliefs, in my opinion. So for someone like him to make a video like this speaks volumes about just how messed up things are in the US right now. I’m gonna go ahead and say something I never thought I would say: “well done,…

When we started swim lessons, my mom bought towels that had a different cereals featured on them. Whenever we left them in the car, because we were dumbasses, she would yell, “Who left the damn Wheaties towel in the car? Again!” Then we’d finger point.

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

This guy wants me to believe that, as a white person, he’s somehow going to protect me from.....something? He’s crying like a little wienee about getting arrested! I’m an emotional-basketcase libtard pinko pansy and even I managed to keep a stiff upper lip when I got popped. Criminey.

All the statues are is a romanticized revision of the South. Put up to intimidate Black Americans.