I doubt she will leave. As I understand it, a big part of Scientology is the ‘auditing’ where you air all your dirty laundry. Knowing that your abuser knows all your darkest secrets is a sure fire way to get you to stay.

To all the commenters over on giz: see this is why you can’t be writing shit like this at work. Whether you agree with what he said or not, it’s a liability for the company.

Not so fast, she has a podcast lol

Don’t forget about her inevitable appearance on Celebrity Big Brother.

But the first question any patriotic Brit asks in regard to anything is “What would Diana have done/thought/said?”

Oh, thank God Nancy Grace is finally off the air, or Ms Ayling would’ve been judged, juried, and ruined internationally before a single legitimate fact came out of the court.

The real shit with Session’s isn’t just that he’s increasing the leak investigations. The big story here is that he is looking into reworking the guidelines for issuing subpoenas to members of the media, essentially floating the threat of jail to any member of the press for contempt for not revealing their sources.

sorry if i missed it but i did not see this anywhere yet....

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

But for real, WTF was up with that Seinfeld bit?

I’ve watched both videos now. Poor Steve truly carries the weight of the world on his shoulders.

This is the profile of a man who has nothing left, and the world is still taking what it can from him. But if you want something shorter:

ART!!

lol can you imagine if Prince Phillip tried to pull this shit on Elizabeth II?

Queen Elizabeth’s mother didn’t die until 2002 (she was 101, let that be a lesson to all: a strong mixture of Dubonnet and gin is a giver of life.)

Here’s the full ad. I used to use this ad all the time when I was teaching; it’s like the greatest assemblage in one ad of patriarchy fantasy images I’ve ever seen in advertising. The women (of the house) in “house clothes” / pj’s, genuflecting and/or reduced to the role of an actual harem slave or something. The…

His family isn’t even real French nobility, just some people with some money and their name styled with a “courtesy title”. The whiny little turd should count his blessings: he could’ve been sitting on a regular shitter, sleeping between sheets with a peasant-level thread count, and eating from ordinary utensils, for…

Because he has the golf club.