What isn hilarious is that Trump dodged service too! But just because he was roch not because he had any moral issues. He then proceeded to mock a gold star family and a POW. And get elected! This is the world they’ve created for themselves.

Hahahaha “Draft Dodger”

Ali was right to refuse to fight in Vietnam. While I do not have any religion, I do not judge whether he was a ‘real’ Muslim or not. Because that’s pathetic.

The fuck are you talking about.

I’m guessing the Ali line was one of the top hits when she Googled “inspirational quotes for photos with your porn star boyfriend.” I shouldn’t joke. “Ross Mechanic” was great in Grinding Rears and My Junk in Your Trunk.

Having never met a vile man who also happened to be rich, I can’t imagine how Marla even got pulled in. Red flags everywhere. He wanted to abort Tiffany. As a mother, not only would I run as fast as I could, I would gladly go begging for change rather than be chained to him and receive his table scraps for the rest of…

She’s the only one I kind of feel bad for, besides Barron. My dad was a deadbeat, too. He’s poor and a nobody, and I still wonder what I could have done to be good enough for him. Imagine what it’s like being the daughter of a rich moron who abandoned you and then became president. You wouldn’t know which way was up.

I can’t star this enough. It’s like the idiot in the horror movie who is decidedly on their way to safety and decides to fucking turn back for some dumbass reason.

This. She was a fucking *mechanic* and military truck driver during WWII while she was still a princess. This has always been my favorite bit of trivia about her.

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

Well he was busy...

HamNo, I think we all know the greatest threat to journalism is professional wrestlers.

The message I got from this is that Scott is NOT a fun partier. He’s a binge drinker who is out of control and likely blacks out, drunk pees in the closet or bed and says terrible and embarrassing things with zero memory the next day. Bet you he also constantly reeks of booze as his body attempts to metabolize the…

Supposedly, there’s already the beginnings of a recall going on, according to some folks in Montana. I hope that’s true. Good lord, I hope that’s true.

The turnout was not bad. It is at about 53%, vs 75% for the Presidential. Looks like Quist got about the same number of votes Hills did in 2016, which is amazing for a special election, but GG got waaaaay less than Trump. Republicans lost almost 100k votes to the ether. Where were they today?

If his roughly 7% margin holds, it’s still a pretty massive shift in voter sentiment against the GOP in a solid red state. Anything under a double digit margin is a sign of Republican weakness that their smarter professional class will worry over.

Yeah. Unfortunately the Pope gave Low Energy Donny a reading assignment and that ruined the trip for him.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

I guess we can’t expect Sessions to know super-technical legalities and such; he’s only the ATTORNEY GENERAL.

I fill out the same form every five years. I would be FUCKING FIRED if I pulled this same kind of bullshit. FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AND ALL OF THE ASSFUCKS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING THESE DOUCHEBAGS IN POWER. Sorry, not sorry, am on my third drink.