—but enough about Tom Cruise—

Comey’s firing alone should signal intent. How hard is it to connect those dots? Or are all our pols corrupt idiots? Please don’t answer that.

Because Republicans believe the real enemies of America are liberals.

Because it’s easier (read: less painful) for them to imagine that a highly educated & successful biracial President was born in Kenya, or that a former Senator & Secretary of State was running a child-trafficking ring out of a pizza parlor.... than it is to believe that a clueless & crooked real-estate scion, who’s…

Republicans, generally, consume less news, and what they do consume is carefully curated into a coherent and yet entirely disparate narrative from what the rest of the country is following.

I think 10 or 20 years from now they will have completely different memories of this era - complete with conspiracy theories -…

I’m starting to think that what’s really going on inside each of them is “I can’t get exactly what I want, so fuck literally everyone.”

Because Republicans have been the literal worst for decades and put party over country any old day. So long as they have someone they can work with to get rid of abortion access and cut taxes on the wealthy they don’t give a shit about anyone else. Like republicans couldn’t even muster enough empathy to consider…

You should totally write a letter to the New Yorker to tell them this. I work in publishing, and it really brightens our day when we hear stories like yours.

We live in a Coen Brothers movie.

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

“It’s not my tell. ...Believe me.”

Trey Gowdy looks like if Voldemort grew his nose back.

Golden carriages, golden showers, landing chopper on top of Masada...

At the press conference today, the Cheeto King kept turning to President Juan Manuel Santos and saying things like, “Venezuala is the richest country in your neck of the woods” and talking about the drug problem in “countries close to you”.

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.

Jesus Christ. Same.

Looking forward to the mashup of “Tropic of Cancer” and “Death of a Salesman.”

The Great Roger Ailes! He touched so many people!

Just acquire some taste, ok