Yo Ms. Lifehacker, got some news for you. Women don’t drink because cute wine marketing tells them it’s okay, they drink WINE because cute wine marketing tells them it’s okay. If you rid them of their delusion that wine is good for them, they’re just going to start drinking screwdrivers.

Cocaine is really effective at curing depression. The problem is that it eventually stops working and then you’re left with depression and nasal congestion and a cocaine dependency. God hates us.

Any manga that gets some detestable hollywood adaptation is an essential read for no other reason than basic artistic dignity.

Herzog Zwei is the best game you’ve never played unless you were paying attention back when everybody rediscovered Herzog Zwei a decade ago.

“Civilization Has Helped Me Feel Slightly Less Terrible About Climate Change”

What did you think highschool cheerleading was supposed to be about?

I mean that’s what happens when “youth media” posts a dozen new articles about Ariana Grande every single day. Did you hear she broke up with Pete Davidson? Check out this stupid Japanese tattoo she got! Let’s ask Japanese people what they think about her stupid Japanese tattoo lol. I’m shocked that people are…

Are you really so myopic that you think black people are the only people who have ever been hanged? “and those who struggle with suicidal ideation”, I guess not. It also is “insensitive” to all those white people who were hanged back when it was the standard method of execution in many countries. Or not. It’s almost…