This is just part of the application process for Ray Rice's summer camp.

I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM I HATE THIS FUCKING OWNER AND ALL OF HIS STUPID ASS STOOGES WHY MY PARENTS DECIDED TO MOVE, MEET, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAVE AND RAISE CHILDREN AND HAVE THOSE CHILDREN BECOME FANS OF THIS FUCKING TEAM I WILL NEVER KNOW

Come on, we all know the aliens will annihilate us because they didn't get to see how "Single Female Lawyer" ended.

This just in: Metta World Peace is still a giant piece of shit.

Why was this ever written? Everyone knows Saved By the Bell sucks.

If you think a career .301/.419 OBP/.555 SLG slashline with 500+ HRs and more walks than strikeouts is "very good" and not HOF-worthy, you need to stop watching baseball and maybe follow a sport you can understand.

Let's just play one inning today.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

I hope more players do this. The NBA's age-restriction rule (which they're trying to up to two years / age 20) is absurd. It has nothing to do with wanting players to be "ready" and everything to do with the NBA wanting to get two years of free marketing as the guys build up their names in the NCAA.

Heard there was an unsolved murder in New York City recently...

Never have I ever seen such a needlessly large image.

Must be nice that FIFA/Premier League have no need for corporate sponsorship. So pure...

I did read that part and chose to focus on the overall idiocy of your post. I'm posting from work, I don't have time to address all your follies. But Brian McCann can masturbate to your post all day.

because he's good at hitting and you're salty, spiteful loser?

" he is showing incredible flexibility in his bones Joe"

The pig did, in fact, die due to complications from massive internal bleeding. According to those who were with him for the final minutes, his last words were simply "Th-th-th-that's all folks!"

people have always brought extra balls for this predicament

I give it two, maybe three, years, and kids across the country will be rocking these.

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.

Seth MacFarlane sucks.