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that's actually Charlie Frye

I really wanted to like this. Right up to the point where she felt it necessary to slam the fatties to make it funnier (I guess?). I'm a girl scientist and I was all ready to put this on my facebook wall, but it's very meh.

Praise Cthulhu!!!!!!

I'm sure Sox fans appreciate him, but was it really worth losing the last 2.5 years of Jeff Shaw's career?

#lolasorda

#U14errated... err #R14pect... umm... #Superawe14me... dammit 14 is a shitty hashtag number.

I'll have you know that would never happen to Illinois! That ball would be bouncing safely ten yards in front of it's intended target.

**This is Big 10 Football

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

So how does that make him any different than anyone else who inhabits that stadium?

People in Vegas love the Cowboys because they've made so much money betting against them.

Wait, one of the people pictured in that Ray Rice jersey picture is NOT a woman?

Tampa Bay is going to make the same gesture all season to assure opponents they washed their hands.

"We just wanted everybody to know that we support Michael and acknowledge what happened in Ferguson,'' Brandon Meriweather said.

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

Flippin' birds, throwin' ducks.

Some say Allen's stage show has become too formulaic.

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Not a huge surprise. People on the run after beating their girlfriends make up 92% of all Extended Stay America guests.