Calling bullshit. No one's favorite candy is fucking push pop or bit-o-honey.

I like to pretend he's just trying to painfully shit out a sideways turd.

This is just the latest step in Stuart Scott's plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

I always wondered what happened in that case. Since 1996 I assumed that if one of the last 5 players got eliminated he would be replaced by Bill Murray.

There wasn't a single brown fan attending the parade.

Can't win the big game? Didn't Manning win a Super Bowl? By this logic, Tom Brady can't win big games either.

Looks like Joe thought they were playing shirts vs. skinned.

Did Joe Namath steal that coat off a pimp in Atlantic City?

I'm an ASU alum and HATE Arizona, but I wish the refs would have called a technical foul on those dumbass fans. Storming the court/ field remains one of the dumbest things that fans can do.

Only if he was driving their bus.

What a catastrophe

"And you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Bart did that, it's very good!"

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

Perfect timing with "He can't wait to interact with the kids."

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

If J.R. wants to change his image, maybe he should stop hanging around known criminals like the Hamburglar.

Why can't it be both?

As an Englishman, I can assure you that something interesting hapenning in a cricket match is a rare occurrence indeed.

Just Western Mass? You uncultured swine! Ranch is popular as a pizza dipping sauce, or topping in many, many places. It's only revolting if you haven't the right toppings on your pizza. Example: Do you have any vegetables on your pizza? Then you have the wrong toppings on your pizza.