I was kind of excited until I saw how limited the Image/IDW stuff is and the fact that it’s not offering Marvel or DC. Garbage UI aside, the Marvel selection is pretty massive and it’s cheaper than this.

I’d buy 3 or 4 a fleet of them and integrate with Uber and Lyft. Just like on MMOs, let the bots make money for me.

“I have a constitutional right to drive freely without restriction”

Goddamn it where was this list 20 years ago? All good stuff.

And another thing I learned when buying a CPO car, is that the warranty starts when the car was first bought, not when I bought it. So that nice Mazda 7 year CPO warranty was actually just 2 years. And just for motor and transmission.

AND NONE OF US WILL BUY IT NEW.

WE REQUEST A HATCH!
Sincerely, every Jalopnik commenter.

And that, my friends, is how you make a 1981 Dodge Colt worth $38.46.

Volkswagen goes to elaborate lengths to make a feature of their car appear to be better than it actually is. Shocking!

The only way to properly drive a Hellcat is reckless abandon and zero fears of your own mortality. Anything short of that and you shouldn’t even bother. May the highways be forever covered in red. Thank you Dodge Hellcat.

Here’s an idea: Leave the damn cars ALONE! They’re not yours, and unless you’re from code enforcement, they’re not your concern.

Fuck the bro-dozers with the golden dildo, I assume?

the thing is, each individual electronic/LCD gauge “cluster” may be more expensive than a traditional electromechanical cluster as a line item on the car’s BOM, but it’s a lot easier to change the appearance of LCD gauges. That way you can (theoretically) have ONE part used across your vehicle lines and brands, and…

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

Everything wrong with Torch’s pants in one picture.

In an interview with the owner (on local news in SA) the guy chuckled and said that they only have a few “hail damaged” trucks left to sell.from the earlier storm but now you’ll be able to get a good deal on these trucks once they get them re-shod.

Why can’t we just use the ******* chips already. They are miles ahead of magnetic strips in terms of security. I’m sick of hearing, oh sorry, that isn’t set up yet. YOU ARE FREAKING MAJOR RETAILER, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. I’m tired of dealing with getting a new card every four months.

That just about sums it up. I’ll still give it a shot though, because cheap is cheap.

That just about sums it up. I’ll still give it a shot though, because cheap is cheap.

The Rolls Royce Umbrella

“The shortest distance between two points is zero, and that’s what the gateway does, it folds space so that point “A” and point “B” coexist in the same space and time. When the spacecraft passes through the gateway, space returns to normal.” - Dr. Weir, Event Horizon