My brother and I still use the occasional “wrong glass sir,” line on each other from time time.

I already know how to act at fancy restaurants thank you very much.

In all seriousness I believe it should be as difficult to get a drivers license in the US as it is in Germany. The number of people I see merge without looking on a daily basis is terrifying.

FuxSports didn’t even bother to change the text at the bottom of the screen. It said Lone Star Le Mans, but the coverage was clearly college football.

I’ve only taken my car to a Jiffy Lube three times, when I was in college, poor and had no time to do it myself. In two of those three times, they screwed up something; the last time being the worst after which I swore them off. Completely incompetent.

While I do agree this practice is bullshit and needs to end, why the hell should anyone have any sympathy for a person who goes for it? Ms. Morales had every opportunity to leave the dealership without a new car and take her business elsewhere. She decided to sign on the dotted line for a 15% interest rate on an…

I microplane almost exclusively now in situations calling for a mince; I think Kenji advocated as such in The Food Lab. There were some exceptions where hand mincing was worth the effort (something makes me think fried rice), but anything where you were just sauteeing briefly with other aromatics it seemed like any…

“Your resume shows nine jobs in nine years - pass, thanks.”

No, actually they don’t have the slightest clue. I’ve worked with Lockheed Martin IT and they were so scattered they made the NYC MTA look like they had it together.

The cyclist tried to run the qb sneak up the middle, the defensive lineman had other ideas. Turnover on Downs. President gets the ball.

Without access to transportation the economy implodes.

You said you want either full autonomous or nothing at all. I think that’s quite an impractical way to go about it.

Poor people will drive old, non autonomous cars, for the next 20 years

I will make it my goal in life to fuck with AI cars. In my 68 F100 I will brake at random in front of them, slow to 45mph in a 70mph zone, signal right and go left, tailgate a foot off their rear bumper, wander in to their lane, drop a 4x4 in front of them etc. You know like it is now. Can you imagine some self…

Just like this.

But, keep in mind that sometimes your best bet is simply to take the conversation offline

He should drive it to every Corvette club meeting and watch all those diaper rubbing chucklefucks have a heart attack that a Corvette has more than four numbers displayed on the odometer.

Just because one side acted more illegally than the other doesn’t suddenly make the other guy innocent. At the very least, he’s deserving of a left lane violation.

Agreed, but there’s a difference between a one star review for “My drink took 10 minutes” and one star review for “I’m out $1000 and this contractor did a shit job I have to pay even more money to fix.” One is overkill, the other is probably not.

...it looked like she was having fun.

Christ, how many commercial breaks do they need to go to? Like every damn 5 laps.

It is usually best to go with what it says in the car’s manual (sometimes it’s also printed on the inside of the gas filler door). The car manufacturer’s rating is for that specific car’s weight and weight distribution. Two very different cars could use the same tires, but they’d most likely have different ratings.…