If a host fails to have a bottle opener at their party, then etiquette dictates that using the edge of any nearby table to pop the top is allowed.

To be honest I wish they would charge more.

Or re-purposed for the Ford Probe.

The Stylus could be the Phallus.

Math.

This.

It's an eBay listing, the car comes with the engine, it's disassembled and in a box. Why do you keep insisting it's correct to say it doesn't come with an engine. I see what you're saying but you're incorrect. It's a project car in rough condition and comes with the engine in dozens tiny little boxes.

It comes with an engine in boxes. Not even close to the same thing.

Or, expanding on that:

What happened to his car this time? Will he make it across the country? How many tows will he need? Stay tuned for more of the Continuing Misadventures of Raphael and his New Blue Bug!

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

Knowing where the road is under all that snow must be the toughest part of the job.

He not only hit Vettel, but he also completely ruined his race and his teammate’s too. So he ruined himself, his teammate and ex-Red Bull driver in that race.

I might have gone nice price if they had maintained a period interior, to keep the illusion going. They didn’t, and the Marauder dash so does not fit with that interior. Crack pipe.

It’ll be strange, right? Someone had a breakdown of the ZF 9 speed’s combinations of clutches and which gears have to be spun up/spun down to shift to specific gears.

Finally! Port injectors! Carbon buildup take a hike!

While I’m happy that Harriet Tubman is replacing Jackson on the $20, I would consider giving my left nut if instead they replaced him with Sherman and then drowned the South in twenties.

I’m at a friend’s house right now droppin’ a turd and realized they have very little toilet paper left on the roll. I’ve also checked under the sink and they’re out. What’s my plan here?

I had a ‘78 Trans Am that I bought new. So I do understand the attraction of a Trans Am.

Presumably it’s okay for all of his teammates to see his dong in the locker room though...