Offsides... what complete horseshit

While I’m on-board with just about every aspect of what you’ve written...

Watched any NPR or Public Access?

You are missing out on a whole world of delectible flavors and experiences.
Or, maybe you’re not.

With the exception of maybe #2 (which your mother should have beaten into you at an early age) and #8 (are you really in that much of a hurry), these aren’t really going to make a huge difference.

So I’m not finding the abbreviation for “Thanks for your hard work, we’re taking a third of this and spreading it around because we don’t think you’re spending enough of it.”

And you’ve just gained the experience needed to learn the most important rule of crossing the desert: NEVER pass up the oppotunity to eat/drink/fuel.

Precisely. If your menu is that complicated/obscure, then perhaps you simply need to revise the menu?

So I was hoping for a link to lodge complaints. Ooo, I found one!

I don’t consider a backup a backup until you have successfully restored your system once regularly with it.

Honestly, the VW Passat is the overlooked value in this class. It drives far, far better than you would think and actual transaction values are 20% south of the Accord.

I know how they could sell more of those: lower the price by $10k-15k.

One could...

Because they’re the ones who approve where the money goes.

Nah, that phone screen is just to weed out the completely unqualified candidates that have learned to lie on their resume. Or those that are being ‘promoted’ by the recruiter who has learned to submit fradulent resumes.

Most auto contracts have a box for additional things. Use this box. Anything the dealer says, get it in writing. On the contract.

It didn’t happen like that actually. That guy dropped his radio, stopped to pick it up and the crane driver couldn’t see him, thus drove the crane right over the poor guy.

The bumpers have been painted since these pictures were taken.