It would help some, I’m sure.

In all reality, that $500 is a guideline to help you down the right path.

The Penalty Box is one of the most entertaining locations to watch at a LeMons weekend!

That missing tire is probably somewhere between turn 2 & turn 4 where it chose to ditch the rest of the group following a pit-stop tire rotation.

You’re also far more likely to die or be seriously injured.

The most common signal is used by cars and trucks in oncoming lanes. They will double-flash their headlights when they just passed a police speed trap that you’re heading toward. While this is very helpful, be sure you know your local laws about this, in some places it is against the law.

Well, in most of the rest of the country, we can’t just grow our grass in planters outside.

My friend told me about this... Even provided some kind of special ‘nutralizer’ tablet that I should slip in the dog’s food. I told him he’s full of shit and his wife was just fucking with him.

As I remind my friend’s dog when I’m dog sitting: “Front yards are fair game... flower beds and porches are not.”

Exactly. I mean if we’re going to be filing re-dick-ulous charges, why isn’t the photographer being indicted for manufacturing child pornography? And the publisher for distributing said material.

It’s not my fault!

Well, let be honest here...

As a corrolary, use the top of that pizzabox to poke your bolts through if they won’t stay attached to the removed parts.

Werd. It might be slow as shit, but that sucker’s good to go forever.

Of course. Because the people that will shoot a police officer would obviously follow all the other laws like window tint, restrictions on carrying a firearm and whatever caused the officer to initiate the traffic stop.

Precisely. This is also why at a track, RACECARS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. Always.

thread your belt, toss on your jacket, and gather your wallet, phone and accessories

Fucked by the Pentagon again

As another member of the commuter transit & cube-farm population, I regret that I only have one star to give.

How in the ever-loving fuck did I scroll this far down and NOT see any references to The Wraith?