Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

I don’t like to kink shame, but that’s messed up.

America!

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

Also, if I wanted a clown to be President, I wouldn’t vote for Trump.

Fibonacci is stupid easy though.

Don’t hold your breath, we’re moving in the opposite direction atm.

Wouldn’t it be great if the US finally converted to metric?

You know who never threw a World Series? The Cubs. Or Red Sox.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

Way ahead of you. My lawn isn’t even a lawn, it’s all gravel and cacti.

... or ‘spinned.’ Pretty sure it’s ‘spun.’ As not in “She had tresses like spinned gold.”

Not since Sam Hurd has the world seen a Bear sling rock like this.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Bach, humbug!

This has nothing to do with the post, but I just needed to confess: when I was younger I would rob my bar hookups if they were a lousy lay. Like, take a bottle of booze or a DVD or a scarf. Something to make it worth my time.

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

Stay to the right (at least in most places). When in the grocery, on a sidewalk, in the hallway stay to the right and be aware of other people walking in the opposite direction.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.