...it’s going to be bringing back giant lizard expert Ian Malcolm, too.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Stealing is a different crime, which deprives another person of a item they own. Stealing is bad because that person no longer has the thing. Piracy is copying, and “thou shalt not copy” is not in the Bible. (And the Bible don’t know shit about morality, since it condones rape, slavery, and murder.)

The fact that that is Qyburn’s whole thing?

You know that “gift” of a dagger from bro to sis is so Chekhov Gun that we already heard the gunshot.

I’m so glad Bronn is alive. I’d love to see a reunion with Tyrion.

“How many men we have defending the North? 10,000? Less?”

You know that whole Battle of the Bastards thing? The one with all the horses trampling people and the literal mountain of bodies and whatnot? Yeah, that happened right on top of Rickons body. They had a closed casket funeral for a bowl of jello.

Fly in a zigzag, Rickon....I mean Drogon.

Lines of the night:

Because it’s called “the scorpion” and seems right up Qyburn’s alley.

Agreed but I also think the more appropriate question is “Who won’t Arya kill with that dagger?”

When you are a disarmed guest of the queen, it is bad form to kill her ally on her beach.

Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.

HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS FUCKIN’ CRAZY.

Jamie is having a seriously bad day. I’m guessing he’ll be taken prisoner so he and Bronn can reunite with Tyrion.

Reservoir Gods indeed.

“Dragons to the east of me, Snow and walkers to the north. Here I am stuck in the middle with you...”

I don’t like to kink shame, but that’s messed up.