Oh my god the pause and the actual pain in her eyes, though, right before she repeats that he said "ugly." I am torn to pieces.
Her little pause before saying the word "ugly" killed me. I know she had this awesome retort, but you could tell she thought it was a bad word, and it hurt her a little bit. I'm glad she has an awesome momma who encourages this good self esteem.
What is that little hovering black dot? Chipmunk, cute. Black dot, anxiety.
I liked this comment for the straight forward tutorial on how to photoshop this but I don't think Lindsay was photoshopping at all. She was probably using an app like FaceTune which allows you to "reshape" photos but wouldn't be able to avoid the curving you see in the door.
That should read, "...nauseating your reader." I wouldn't generally correct a comment, but yours needed workshopping.
slipping and gliding over smooth conversational rocks, I silently nod in assent over my agreement with your willowy commentary. leave rustle, a subtle whisper. what's that? a gif silently dancing for no one.
Her writing is full of imagery but seriously needs some workshopping. On the other hand, making your reader nauseous with hundreds of vague metaphors is definitely a skill so I don't know how to feel about this.
That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.
She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.
Why did my mind go to Cotton Gin and Juice?
I don't know what it says about me that "22 year old boyfriend" is the part that is sticking with me.
No, you're thinking of Pizza made BY a giant cracker.
Penitentiary chances, the devil dances
"I really thought waffle cones were discovered in St. Louis. Like, we had a whole week about that in middle school."
Oh, no! A husband extolling his love for his wife. The HORROR. How will we, as a society, get through this, guys? Everybody knows he should just call her a dumb whore bitch slut like the rest of us and anything beyond that is just offensive to our greater sensibilities.
Three Fifths Mafia is the best.