There are chainsaws with more horsepower than that.

AV Club legend ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER tore down this title as ‘FUCKING HACKWORK’ on Twitter. He should be editing AVC, honestly.

Found it a home on a farm with lots of space and fresh air . . .

Uh, have you met the prequels? Or the lousy rotj “special edition”?

I ALSO ENJOY FALSE EQUIVALENCIES!!! 

Please stop vaping at least until this is over. It is hard on your lungs. Use gum or lozenges or edible thc.

They have 2 million Spotify fans and 2.6 million Pandora fans, you fat nerd who gets dunked in trash cans!

“Look, Dad, Uncle Adam sent me a pocket knife!”

I’ll talk to my pharmacist to see if he can get this flavor for the soda fountain. I have my doubts though — he’s addicted to laudanum and the upkeep of his shop has seriously fallen by the wayside. 

Wait... you all get TV’s in your hotel rooms? How many hours do you have to rent to get a room with a TV?

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

Hi, Terry! Can I get an autograph?

Yeah. The current owner is an herb

I know she was a baddie as well, but seeing Trieu just completely outthink, outplan and outflank the utterly overmatched Cyclops was extremely satsifying.

there is a 99% possibility that the leftist shitbags who run this site have shadowbanned me

“A dump?  I already took one 35 minutes ago.”

Just repeat to yourself it’s just a show, you should really just relax

And hey, that’s your opinion. I’m not going to bag on you for it like so many people are bagging on me for mine.

Ipad? You wish. That's a freaking Kindle 8 or 10 for sure.