Here’s the thing, though: it doesn’t affect the game in the slightest. Just like someone asking you to use their preferred pronouns doesn’t affect your life in the slightest. I’m a cishet dude that thinks removing these lame jokes is sort of dumb, but again, it has zero impact on how the game plays, so who gives a…

Do you think that the Cybertruck will be able to avoid the Black Ford Raptors and helicopters that the Marines will eventually surround Ram Ranch with?

How many naked cowboys do you think that truck can hold?

It’s not just a REVIEW site. It does reviews, but it also does interviews and talks about pop culture nerd shit.

And it’s one thing to dunk on someone. It’s another altogether to brag about DDOS’ing a site and then extorting them until they do what you want. That’s some Thiel-level horse shit. And if it’s not at that…

Really committed to this shithead take, huh?

AV Club doesn't owe shit to Gawker. Learn some history before you get all self-righteousness.

For me it’s the Haribo Cherry gummies and then Happy Cola. 

Dropmix walked so Fuser could run.

Uh, James is a Derry Girl, too.

I was scrolling down to make sure someone hadn’t already made this point. I mean, you think the people that make your cell phone own the means of production? China was never Communist. Neither was the Soviet Union.

I used to play The Last Stand and its various sequels soooo much.

NieR: Automata crushes MGS: Rising, dude. The combat is impeccable.

Platinum makes the best action games around. They always nail the mechanics, no matter if it's a run n' gun like this or a brawler. 

We’re allowed to show them nude because they don’t have souls!

Then give your balls a tug, tit fucker.

Again: licenses do not exist in perpetuity. Every piece of software Microsoft puts out in their platforms has been licensed for that.  Not only that, but like others have already explained, titles have changed ownership over the generations. 

Software licenses don't exist in perpetuity. 

Probably Mattapan. Maaaaybe Roxbury. Dorchester might treat them like royalty, at least they would Wahlberg.

Take your star, you bastard.

You’re missing out on that BK chicken sandwich because it’s fucking awesome.