Somewhere, in a darkened room with a handle of whiskey, Billy Gunn sits and seethes....

And plans his revenge.

It seems like Jupiter leaving the band has done wonders for their sound.

Jupiter’s work w/ Alice Glass...eh, not so much...

His cubicle or whatever broom closet they stick him in probably looks like the aftermath of Randy Marsh finally getting on the Internet again...

Because you didn’t read the article? 

Finally got out of the error for servers, now stuck in the endless connecting loop.

I’m sure I’ll get a chance to play this game for 20mins on Sunday night...

You have to do a lot of research into the people you masturbate to.

Quick, ask me how I know so much about Lisa Ann!

It was absolutely someone else’s idea. Marty Bennett is creative enough to come up with this shit on his own. Edelman’s creativity ends at him making silly YouTube videos with Amendola where they both take their shirts off.

Still Zelda: BotW for the foreseeable future. Coming off of RDR 2, this feels like a much lighter version of the same meal.

Now if only the weapons would last longer than two enemies...

Any time Chuck Johnson hits the news, you should never fail to mention that he’s also known for fucking a sheep in his younger years and shitting on his dorm room floor in college. Who cares if it’s true or not, you know that ginger fuck has a Google alert for his name, and he’s going to lose his shit every time he…

Bullshit, I saw the movie. There wasn’t a single Bothan among them. 

That man is playing Galaga...he thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

But they’re awesome.

Nah.

Jesus Christ, Ted looks like a doctor put him together in a castle lab with cadaver parts. He should have bolts coming out of his neck.

Emo Phillips is life.

Biased towards what? CK? Fuck him. He was funny once, but his recent stabs at stand up have been hacky and and unfunny. He also should have stayed away a lot longer than he did. But he, for whatever reason, decided that he had to go stand up on stage and tell shitty jokes.

As for being a troll? Not me. I’m not trying…

Great. I’m sure you think Big Bang Theory is a fantastic show as well, seeing as how it’s watched by 20-something million people a week.

Eh, disagree. 

CK enthusiast? That’s a stretch...

3/10.

But nice attempt at snark rather than answer an actual question.