gangstawhut
Turdington Jones
gangstawhut

Fucked Up’s new record blows this one out of the water. If you haven’t listened to it yet, you’re missing out.

Uh, what? Our disagreement is that it’s not as significant as you claim, not that it’s noticeable. 

Come on, now...why you gotta drag down Riker by associating him with this dickwad?

No, not close to Wilt the Stilt, not even remotely. I just don’t think it’s as common as you do. Apparently we both hang around with a different crowd...

I don’t know if I’d say significant. It’s happened once to me, and that was because her previous partners had told her that they were “Small, but in a good way”. It made me feel horrible that she had to apologize for them. I almost told her, “We don’t care. Any time we can look at them in front of us, not on a

In no discernible order:

1. Die Hard
2. Home Alone 2
3. Iron Man 3
4. Gremlins
5. OG Star Wars

I know you asked for one favorite, but I can’t pick.

I have a son that’s on the spectrum and he loves this show. We think it’s the counter, but I’m not so sure because we’ll sit and watch even if they’re not showing it. He’s going to shit a brick when he finds out there’s new episodes.
So uh, thanks, I guess. I can’t wait to watch these six episodes at least thirty-six

I usually do if I need some booze. And that’s great, but weed is already legal in both Maine and Massachusetts.

You’ve also managed to avoid sales and income tax by having the second highest property taxes per capita in the country. 

The most natural beauty? Uh, okay. 

Eh, there’s pretty mountains and lakes and stuff in the other states. And that’s great that you have no sales tax, but you have the second highest property tax rate in the country. So all that no sales tax comes with a cost.

I just always looked at New Hampshire as an extension of Maine or Massachusetts. It’s fine, I

Yeah, that’s honestly the only reason to stop in NH at all:  cheap hootch with no sales tax.

You can see all you need to see in New Hampshire from I-95 for the 15mins you’re on it from Mass to Maine. There ain’t much there.

They showed the Saviors doing it, Maggie mentioned how she wanted all of their ethanol for food, and they also showed Daryl and Eugene working on making Daryl’s bike run ethanol as a fuel. It was mentioned more than just briefly...

Yeah. They still had the weird 80's shit floating around, but they were also in the process of appropriating ECW’s hyper-real storylines. God, I miss the Attitude Era. 

Hey now, that man is now the mayor of a Knox County, TN. And one of the two participants of my all-time favorite pro-wrestling magic fight. You shall not slander his name around these parts by associating him with our current acting AG.

So any guesses as to what was the deal with all the peaches lying around Mac and Dennis’ apartment? 

After taking all day to open and read a letter on the front step instead of inside the house like a robber.

It’s mint-flavored Skoal. He likes to feel like a real burly man by chawin’ some ‘baccy, but he can’t deal with the real stuff. He needs it to taste like toothpaste.

‘Unforgiven’ is a fantastic film and a testament to Eastwood’s ability as an actor. The scene where he’s drinking the whiskey and becoming his real self after learning Logan died is amazing. You can just see him change by nothing more than the facial expressions he uses and those quick gulps of whiskey.

I bet because they were either published by Sony or the cheapest possible titles they could license.