Nope. East coast. You couldn’t pay me to live in Arizona.

Must be a Canadian thing. Too bad I’m like, hours upon hours away from the border, otherwise I’d check it out.

And no worries. It’s not going to dampen my enjoyment of those horrible, horrible hot dogs.

Possible. It could just be when I go that they’re a lot more vigilant towards people going for the hot dogs...they only sell ‘em at a loss because they’re getting you on that membership.

Sometimes. There’s been a few times when the samples were garbage.

Nah.

You do at the one I go to.

Besides, I’m not driving to Costco for a hot dog. It’s an added benefit.

No idea, it could just be the city that the Costco is located in, but I doubt it. Banana peppers show up on a bunch of sandwiches in sub shops around here...or maybe it’s the people that shop there that don’t care?
Goddammit, now I want some banana peppers on my hot dog. You monster.

Yeah, that kind of sucks, but I just grab a Mt. Dew and make my peace with it.

I wish we had that kiosk thing. It would make my life a lot easier.

It’s just a plain boiled hot dog and it’s fucking delicious. I’m thinking about driving over there now just to get one. 

The Costco I go to doesn’t open until 10am, so I guess they fixed that problem.

Also, if you’re at a Costco at seven in the morning and you haven’t already coffee’d up, I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

Eh, by the time I’d joined they’d already gotten rid of it, so I guess you can’t miss what you never knew...

Not where I live you can’t.

They do restrict access to the food court in our Costco. If you wanna go to Customer Service, they watch you. You try and go any further than that, and they’re on you like a hawk.

Oh yeah, that one hot dog I eat and the lone soda I drink a month is really hurting my waistline. You’re right, I should slow down. Fuck me.

Ours is clearly run by Nazis because they won’t let you in unless you flash your membership card. 

The pizza isn’t half-bad, but I can get better slices for around the same price.

I don’t want to eat a whole chicken in my car while my children whine to go home.

I couldn’t handle Costco every week. Once a month is fine. If I went once a week, I’d be broke and have the ‘beetus.

The only reason I get the hot dog is because I want a soda for the drive home, and it’s easier to justify if I get a hot dog first.

Holy shit, you gotta a better condiment set up than we do. We just have the standard ketchup, mustard, deli mustard, relish, and onion set up. I’d fucking kill for some banana peppers.