Because it’s the Red Sox and we’re heading into October when they generally shit the bed and destroy our hopes and dreams. 

As a Red Sox fan: We’re fucked. We’ve always been fucked. We’ve been fucked since they thought it would be a great idea to give Price all that money.

Well, at the time he first started saying it, Jeff was the one taking all the insane bumps and risks. But yeah...now it’s just...gah.

I have a friend that used to say that Matt was the smartest wrestler in all of wrestling. Jeff destroyed his body and Matt got to take half the credit.

My father is still pissed about it.

Yep. Like when Cory Booker said he hit second base as a teenager and had his hands pushed away. This is the shit that us boys do when we’re that age. I did it more than once. You see how far you can push it, get your hands pushed away, and then you stop. That’s what it’s like to make out as a teenager. That…

Hey man, the horse didn’t have anything to do with that situation. He just wants a bucket of oats and maybe a carrot or an apple at the end of the day.

Air France is horse shit. Nothing like standing around for an hour and a half past our boarding time watching people do fucking nothing.

Are we entirely sure that Gruden is even safe to be around? Shouldn’t all interviews be conducted with him in some sort of lead-lined room on account of how radioactive he is?

I was flying back from Bulgaria and we had to wait for a goddamned hour and a half for our baggage to come off the plane. But it wasn’t the baggage crews fault(this time). The fucks at Air France didn’t feel like getting their asses in gear and opening up the cargo compartments. Air France is quite possibly the…

I found the people in Chicago to be a special brand of asshole myself. But it could just be I’m numb to Bostonians.

No, you’re talking about either New Hampshire or Maine. Boston is Boston. 

I got really, really drunk once in my early 20's and got into an argument with an ex, and she got freaked out, called the cops on me. I had to spend the night in a drunk tank naked except for a lead smock, all because I answer the question, “Have you ever thought about suicide?” with a very pithy, “Well, haven’t we…

There’s always a Roomba-Dog poop story.

It happened to us once, but thankfully our stupid little dog made stupid little poops. So it was rather easy to clean all the shit out of our over-priced robot.

I’m guessing that he didn’t put any money in the machine first.

Why would they give up anything substantial for him? 

Most of RDJ’s stuff is done in via CGI, and Cap’s heavier lifting is done by stunt doubles. Although, unlike RDJ, Evans does have to get ripped, so maybe he’s getting tired of that.

Ha ha ha ha, he’s not even close to the only entertaining talk show host on Boston sports radio. He couldn’t hold Fred Toucher’s jock, who is also both crazy and angry, but also manages to be entertaining as fuck without being racist and hateful. If Minifuck is the future of sports talk, then I fucking weep for the…

The first season was pretty nuts. The shit with the Vice-President and his wife in the graveyard was so utterly insane.

And then season 2 was meeeehhhh...

Ha ha, seriously?
Actually, who am I kidding...of course they’re pissed about Nike.