Gibson’s script was fucking insane. If they’d made that movie instead of what they actually did, I’m pretty sure that people would have fucking rioted.

We got it because it came with a silly plastic hat.

I know that game. I used to drink plenty of cheap tequila(El Toro!) and there was more than one occasion where I went waaaay too far. Now just the oily smell of any tequila makes my stomach start to heave. I pretty much just stick to beer and the occasional scotch nowadays.

In college, my two roommates and I once consumed a 1.75L bottle of shitty gin with cheap orange juice. The next morning, I wake up in the hospital, one of my roommates has broken a window in his room and there’s a belt tied to the door, a pile of vomit at the foot of his bed, the other has shit all over the bathroom…

I dated a girl that once admitted to cutting whisky with milk. It didn’t last, but not for that.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Maine jokes:
How do you know toothpaste was invented in Maine?
Because if it was invented elsewhere, it would have been called teethpaste.

I know, I know...I’ll show myself out.

I doubt it’s syphilis. They would have treated it and he’d be fine. It’s only if you don’t treat it that you start to lose your shit. I’m guessing it’s probably some sort of dementia

Yeah, I’ve stayed up until well past midnight watching a dumb baseball game. Fucking 11 inning horrorshows...

It’s a fairly common dialect of Bostonian.

At least you got to go to a game. Every time I think about going in-town to catch a game, I look at the prices and immediately say, “Fuck that, I’ll just listen at home.”

You’re not wrong. Ainge has been stockpiling picks for goddamned ever...

If they had the full squad, it’d be a much more entertaining series to watch. I guess there’s always next year...

Heh, I wasn’t going to enter it in the first place. This is just me being a typical C’s homer. When stuff starts to go well, we start figuring out how it could go wrong so we’re not too disappointed.

I didn’t say that they were the favorites. I just figured they were going to get blown out this round.

Yeah, I’m starting to question my prediction as well. I had the C’s getting bounced in the second round and I’m not sure that’s going to happen now, based on this performance.

Of course, they could still absolutely shit the bed, but this is a hell of a way to start off a series...

Probably. Although I may have been mis-remembering when I said it was like seven minutes. We were all usually tanked when we went into do the show.

Where’s your Lebaron, Freddie? Where’s your Lebaron? I only see one Lebaron here.

“I’m going to save your life so I can beat you to death!”

You magnificent bastard.

When I was in college, me and a group of friends had a radio show at midnight every Saturday. We would show up anywhere from “drunk as shit” to “why did they let us in the studio in the condition we’re in”. Every show started with either Hulk Hogan’s “Real American” or a seven minute long version of the Power Rangers…

Yeah, it’s hard to beat the hot dog/soda combo. It’s actually a pretty solid hot dog, too.