Damn it, “rejoice” really does do the trick. Don’t tell anyone I was wrong once.

OMG trying to explain what ‘white privilege’ means to my family is a fucking chore. White privilege doesn’t mean that white people don’t have to work hard for what we have, or that white people’s poverty doesn’t exist. Its that white people’s poverty is seen through a more sympathetic lens. That our hard work is…

I believe this is Apple conspiracy to make the new IOS run slower in older devices so you lean more to get a new phone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

Who will get custody of Piggy Smalls?

Yup. I’m realizing that part of white privilege is that I let myself believe the fairy tale that overall, America isn’t that bad. Turns out, it is.