He could have walked away. He was in zero danger.

Southwest is pretty relaxed and chill. This sounds like something one of the pilots would do. Very #onbrand.

O_O

“trying to push the triple play package”

All the damned stars. ALL of them.

This is a good joke. Breaking it into two separate paragraphs in order to secure a storm of “well actually” replies makes it COTD worthy.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Appalling is millions of Jews being slaughtered just for being Jewish. Appalling is thousands of innocent people being killed by hijackers because of believing in imaginary friends. Appalling is children being gunned down in schools. Calling someone a name and leaving it at that? That’s just childishness, and…

This is appalling? Really? Maybe if you live a sheltered life and never speak to adults or partake in comedy. Name calling using names that are old and weathered is far from appalling.

You’re kind of a wimp, huh?

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

I feel so low-class with my... hot chocolate with cinnamon. If I want to make it an ‘adult’ beverage I just add a splash of amaretto or maybe some bourbon.

So what you’re saying is that putting off this course has ALREADY saved me $47. Why do I need to beat procrastination again?

Or just recline... I hear it happens (mostly from articles like this one), but of all the flights I’ve taken, I’ve never experienced or even witnessed any sort of disagreement over a reclined seat (and I recline at every opportunity). I’m taller than most (6'2") and hardly svelt - the incremental change in the…

Ah, but what if you’re hanging a photo and it’s one of those frames with the pop-out backing tab to hang on the nail and no string? What then?

I starred but you’re wrong here. The law isn’t arbitrary and the law isn’t pretending it didn’t happen. The law says people should be arrested and held if evidence exists that they committed a crime. Right now, because of how fucking stupid this country can be, this man was released because he shot another man in…

Okay Mr. Bulldog, explain me something. How is OP a moron?

yes, one piece of trash human being shoots another in an isolated road rage incident, and the whole country is scary. over 350 million people in this country, and approx. 12,000 or so are killed every year in gun-related violence. I’d say your odds of being shot in this scary country are slim to none.

You could turbo/supercharge a C4 Corvette and it'll smoke an S2000 for way cheaper.