He could go the Trump route, ignore anything and everything call them all losers and imply (blatantly say) that someone should punch them. Oh wait, no he can't, he's black.

I did not realize there were so many Collectible Card gamers in Congress.

Whereas there is not an effective national effort to support and preserve magic;

Ah-ha, now we know who made a deal with Rumlelstiltskin to get elected. And since magic always comes with a prices, I guess our taxes are going up.

Whereas magic transcends any barrier of race, religion, language, or culture;

Came here to say the same thing. The Christian Right will NOT be thrilled with this resolution.

I don’t get this at all either.

And wishing for a detachable thumb.

Not to be nit picky, genuinely wondering, wasn’t Houdini considered more of an escape artist than a magician?

They must’ve gone to Brakebills U.

Hold on just a minute. Magic is a national treasure now? I thought Harry Potter was a portal into hell and playing Dungeons and Dragons is literally gaming with satan. What is going on here?

While yes, this is all pretty silly, and yes, I can be just as cynical as the next Gawker commenter, I actually—and I can’t believe I’m saying this—agree(?) with these Republicans(!?!) that magic is an art form. It can be hokey and hammy and kitchy, but when done well, it can also be impressive and captivating…

She’s also trying to make sure juveniles as young as 13, if arrested in school, have permanent criminal records that can completely trash their efforts to find work as adults.

I think The Slot followed a bunch of us within the first couple weeks of its existence and then promptly stopped.

but like...we aren’t bitter about it ;)

I think the skewed male demographic can be explained by this:

Perfect non-trolls who can’t get followed by the Slot!

but he would still work harder than President Trump.

That’s been his modus operandi for his entire career.