I just want to know WHAT he was doing while missing all of those meetings. You honestly can’t fund raise for that many hours.

You'd think the benefit of being a robot would be a tireless work ethic. Guess they didn't install that upgrade.

Marco Rubio, an adult baby thumb posing as a thirst trap for your mildly conservative cousins

yeah, most folks in Florida just snicker when CNN kept repeating that Rubio was expected to win in Florida (before the polls came out). Then they seemed surprised he isn't well liked here. Spoiler: He isn't well liked here.

And now, he wants to be president even though he hasn’t done much else. Like a true millennial.

Amazingly, he’s the same age as Ted Cruz. I guess if you take lots of vacations and naps, you end up with a baby face, but if you spend most of your days scowling and hating, you end up with a lizard face.

So he makes big promises, fails to keep them and refuses to show up for work while constantly gunning for more and more political power and prestige.

On the plus side, if he were president he’d never take the time to do any of the stupid shit he’s promised.

Not that that would ever happen.

So Rubio graduated high school “with a 2.1 grade point average”? Funny! Still, I’ll bet that’s higher than Sean Hannity’s high school GPA.

There’s a lesson in all this: if you’re going to be a lightweight floating to the top of the GOP manure pile, it’s best to have a multi-generational dynastic support structure replete with war criminals from previous Administrations.

You don’t understand, the cage those OTHER republican want for women is GILDED cage with nice fluffy pillows and scented candles, so it’s okay.

Because part of the Right Wing can’t leave Women’s Health to Women.

Charlamagne the mediocre at best

They just never expected that they’d be the frog.

They are resigning because the scorpion did what the scorpion does and they are acting surprised.

Don't forget hit pieces on rando trans people.

Actually, it’s about ethics in regular journalism.

Trump runs same exact ad ending with “Americans for Trump”, wins another primary.

“This is how Trump talks about our mothers, our sisters, our daughters.”

...”unlike my daughter, Ivanka, who I’d definitely be in a hotel room with right now if she wasn’t my daughter. I mean, look at her....mmmm.”, Trump added while licking his lips.