Weird that the Uber driver is not part of the crime.

Thank you for this. This made me happy. Also, did I every tell you what the definition of fiction insanity was.

Not sure how the women they plan on killing will ever get a chance to see this but, cool I guess.

And Mras will wonder why he never got nudes in the first place. Maybe because he’s a crazy mother fucker.

I’m not even going to pretend that I didn’t laugh at this. He shouldn’t have lion pawed that man though.

The epidemic of autism is expected to cost the country $1 trillion by 2025 if prevalence trends continue.

Oh God this is going to sound fucked up but I hope Cosby is lying about being somewhere else. If he was, it will fuck it up for all of the other women.

But, but, Milo Yapalapadingdong said this was caused because he was getting rejected by women. I just don’t know which dumb, trying to stay relevant, right-wing assclown to believe.

LMAO at you getting called a troll for saying white women are just like the white dudes they complain about. I love Jezebel.

This is really how I felt about this. I’m not a fan of “there are more important things to worry about” but.........

Ha I was about to say.

I can’t even imagine how many “you have to kill Yoshi” levels there are. Now, they will probably spend hours creating levels to make sure Yoshi dies no matter what.

All chats you mean. Also, why would you even want to type in a chat with that many people? It’s not like anyone is going to see it with all of the people spamming random shit.

I didn’t mean it as all of them were bad, just that people who hate kids for some reason like to take jobs where they have to take care of kids. Nothing to do with the people hiring.

I’m sure the other 10 people that were at that game were pissed.

it’s still difficult to think about someone so capable of causing such harm to children being entrusted to care for not only her own kids’ well-being, but that of so many other children who needed help

“Flipper? I hardly know her. But that won’t stop me”

And since it’s a dolphin, it only did it to hopefully have sex with her.

Good. I’m actually surprised this didn’t do well. People love getting things before everyone else.

We have the government we deserve.