Perhaps that should’ve been an early warning sign: the Mansion LordKickstarter page has no contact information or even names of the people behind it.

Aww man, you done it now. LMAO

Looks like he got that gun from a video game.

The Patriot’s Essential Liberty Pocket Guide: “A treatise on essential liberty and the primacy of rule of law by Mark Alexander, including the texts of the Declaration of Independence and Constitution of the United States of America, and additional resources for American Patriots.”

I love the “manliest of sports” football and I still don’t get it.

When you get that age, your basketballs loses it’s inflation.

I feel like we should have expected all of this from Fiorina, right down to actually giving money for abortions.

Trump knows about Mexico “getting our jobs”. All you need to do is check where the clothes from his clothing line are made.

Everyone is free to run for president. I swear we would have stopped him if we could.

Sorry but the only founders of this country were God and his son Ronald Reagan.

That’s what you get for enjoying your life.

This sounds like you went to the church Kim does to. I would be drunk too if I had to go to Kim Davis’ church.

Good luck. Codecademy like to process your work while you’re working which means being told you have an error before you can even finish what they tell you to do. That then causes you to have to refresh the browser so you can redo what you just did hopefully fast enough to where you won’t have to go through all of…

This Kane case is a fucking Law & Order episode.

No they don’t. Everyday they strive to make “Republicans are stuck in the past” a literal thing.

Cavuto: At least I have a brain to take over. My point is —

I remember another “13 year old conservative” who, a few years later, was like “I was 13 and stupid” so I won’t get too mad at the kid. Hell they were calling that other 13 year old a conservative rising star. (Lol)

You could be right. Soccer players will flop at the slightest touch but he pops up after having a ball thrown at his head.

My normal poop

Hilary was literally Benghazi? I knew it.