The only song I've ever heard by this band is the one posted here. So I'm just going out on a limb and concluding that's their only song and that the links in the video are lies.

In Virginia, it is also legal to marry your first cousin, but I don't see NH giving a shit any time soon.

I can actually get away with only using seven digits for NH numbers while on my cell phone, even in Mass. The further I get from NH, however, the more likely I am to get an error. Not consistently though: while visiting friends on the cape I have dialed seven digits and had it work and not work on the same day.

They don't list an area code because in NH there is only one, and it doesn't need to be used when making a local call from a landline. Most people from anywhere near the state know it, just as I know all the area codes of Mass, Vermont, Maine, and Rhode Island. I'd probably recognize CT, but they only count as New…

It only applies to Portsmouth. And there, I believe, it only applies, or is only enforced, to parking spots along the main roads in traffic heavy and pedestrian heavy districts without passing lanes, such as the downtown shopping and restaurant area. It's probably because the roads through Portsmouth suck ass like in…

There's not enough space in the basement

Amy reminds me of the only ex-girlfriend of mine that I'm still close to, so most of her material probably gets an unconscious bump up a grade level or two.

You'll always have your magic mustache memories.

I tell you I saw Mad Max: Fury Road and that is a legit Selleck cameo from early in the film. I swear.

Maybe, sticking with New Who, the return of a regenerated Jenny

out to the black, ain't comin back

A few flakes of Valium in their Mountain Dew and a closet that locks on the outside is all you really need to shut them up.

It's very much like the claim that Tickle Me Elmo said "Testicles!" which of course he totally did, if you were in college and really stoned like I was.

I need their career boiled down to thirty minutes or it's too much.

I hope the show hires someone who can cleverly mistranslate into Chinese for jokes that I'll never notice but that people who read Chinese will be laughing about for decades.

Wait, when did that happen?

It's a different world than where she comes from.

I don't necessarily think he's unlikable, though he isn't really likable either. I watch because I think he might be crazy, and unreliable narrators are sort of a hobby of mine.

The pilot for The Strain announced it would be a bumpy descent too, though seemed less certain about its destination.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line