Everything you need to know about Tabasco can be summed up thusly:

KFC Double Down.

Good. 

Crimson Skies is the title most deserving an update. Or sequel. Just give us more. 

Given the other dogs in the teaser, will Clifford be anatomically correct as well?

Guess that would’ve been a little too wordy, so y’all went and made it easier, huh?

13 slides, plus filler, when one page could do.

Piggie #1 gets out of her car and put it between her and the kids in the car. A smart decision.  
Piggie #2 gets out of his car and stands directly in front of the kids in the car. And only moves out of the way to get a clear shot. 

Can’t wait to fly a B-Wing down a Star Destroyers throat.

The Babish Culinary Universe is the worst thing to happen to Binging with Babish. Sohla deserves her own independent show.

It showcased exactly what not to do. 

“PEA-cans” are what truckers use so they don’t have to stop.

“A” will happen if he loses by even a single vote.

Who in the fresh fuck ungreyed you?

Joy of joys, another slideshow.

You can’t tell me that’s not a Fleshlight. 

Or they cancel outright.

Is it even possible to grow a Walla Walla outside of that area? I ask because you can’t do that with Vidalia onions.

Oh goody, another useless slideshow.