We do not deserve Missy. 

I worked at a Fulfillment Center.
All these tweets are fiction.

Does not contain Golden Flake. List is incomplete. 

You’re wrong in the assertion that this was a waste of time. The average American has only the attention and intelligence for memes and the most simple of explanations. These hearings provided both. Where the average citizen hasn’t bothered to read the report for themselves, today’s hearings give a clear pathway to…

Your math sucks.

Came here for this. Am not disappoint. 

I’ve been in the same boat for days. It’s infuriating. I’ve gotten close (only one virus left), but there’s nothing that makes me think paying to win is anything but unacceptable. 

You’ve obviously never been to the Reno Air Races. 

This deserves all the stars. 

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Love the idea, it’d never work. The average American voter, even those on the left/progressive side of the divide, are dumber than a fence post and only ever care about soundbites and gotchas. With 25 vying for the top slot, single topic debates would never work. 

Nous sommes tout cet arbre.

We have one.

Perhaps we should wait until it’s at least aired on the West Coast?

Duck Hunt.

Well, if you’re short on ideas, might I suggest:

People wouldn’t notice. 

You think he isn’t going to write this off as a business expense?

Were it really his “Mad Dog” personality, he’d have delivered it while using a knife hand.