You dumbz

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In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

Have you guys watched the short: “Dragons” in japanese ?
It’s pretty fucking cool.

The love for one’s waifu goes beyond petty borders!

Convert to Christianity, litearly find God to get God you’ll have a random chance of encountering it based on how high your in game faith-o-meter is.

Arceus will be just behind you.

ARCEUS: Found at the center of the sun.

You must transcend all want and desire and become one with all things.

You need to visit heaven to get Arceus. Save someone’s life and die in the process, and you’ll maybe have like 2-3 minutes to catch it before EMTs hopefully bring you back.

You have to visit the Sun.

The game uses your phone mic and gives it to you if you say yes when someone asks you if you are one.

Achieve true inner peace and enlightenment. The game will know when you’ve done it.

Go into a black hole and survive. Make sure your phone is fully charged and you have pokeballs, the nearest Pokémart is millions of light years away.

Thats easy get into the vaticans secret archives

Found in Heaven. You’ll have to live a virtuous life until you die of natural causes before you can duel God for it.

THats in the Popes private restroom.

you have to battle ageist the pope and win

You can’t get the real one, but go to a house of worship for any religion and you can get some shitty hacked one.