You forgot the one that predates them all...

One can always argue that the minivan on which it was based was more practical

Nobody doubted it’s practicality. The reason it was and still is terrible is the design. 

Trump does plenty of dumb shit, but IMO, this (the Chicken Tax debate) is not a good fight to pick. It’s not hard to make an argument for the Chicken Tax if you ignore all externalities... Which you can absolutely count on his base to do:

Once again, I have to ask--why not put a V8 in this and/or every other JL?  Charge a mint for it.  People will pay. 

Hoooo Boy. Get ready to see these things all over the place. If it had a shorter wheelbase 2 door option I would get one myself, and I’m not a Jeep fan. But they are gonna sell a ton of these next year.

The Jeep truck I dream about has two doors and a long bed.

Wake me when they release a two door version.

Im really not looking forward to seeing MMA fanboys giving this the brodozer treatment.

Hopefully a two door Scrambler is coming soon!

I know the Scrambler. I learned to drive in a Scrambler. I’ve done donuts in an empty field in a Scrambler, I’ve driven a Scrambler up Pike’s Peak before the road was paved.

will there be a extended cab ( not 4 dr)..option?

The 4 door just looks awkwardly proportioned. It’s more cab than anything else. Where are the extended cabs and longbed regular cabs?

Can you imagine this thing with the 5.7 Hemi?  I would be all over that!

Really?  I leave my winters on until it is consistently above 60F, I haven’t noticed any abnormal wear rate. 

The moment you realize that Pokemon have better healthcare than most people in America and its free.

Except never, once, anywhere, does any game ever say that the candies are ground-up pokemon. That was just a meme.

She sits in the passenger seat

That Panther buggy looks like a hoot. I’m surprised on how quiet it is. Must have kept the original exhaust.

The one thing you can’t do with a Crown Vic is get my wife to ride in one.