Yeah, I expected a cutaway and not actually flattening of children. That was one horrific advertisement. I guess they really wanted the shock value to stick to every viewer.

I have the same reaction...

I love Ninja Gaiden! Back when I was a kid, I didn't have a lot of games so I played the hell of it. Got good enough to almost do it all on one life.

It chose a Morgan 3-Wheeler for me. I guess everyone else will just take the bus.

Besides the fears of getting crushed by an 18 wheeler, my back would not like me if I drove sitting like that.

I wouldn't consider DKC hard but some in that era and 8-bit era were brutal. Ninja Gaiden NES, Ghost & Goblins series, Mega Man, Contra III, TMNT, Battletoads series and many others.

I didn't even know these existed until a couple of months ago when I drove by one. I thought Jeep was the only one with a convertible SUV.

Hey, it's actually in my neck of the woods!

What could possibly go wrong?

Why not? When in America, you mist sample the best America has to offer.

The funny thing is some schools in the US employ such vehicles. Must be some tough schools.

He was caught at the same place where some asshat disintegrated a BMW leaving parts strewn across at least 4 front yards. This was about 18 years ago and he was going over 160km/h. Dead of course.

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

Those were the good old days. I spent hours working through the NES Ninja Gaiden and Mega Man games.

I was waiting for it on PC but gave in when I saw it on Xbox Live for $9.99. Still had a bunch of half price points cards so I said, why not?

The human eye can see 200+ fps.

Wow. That's pretty impressive!

Google says it's "Future of Storytelling" but I doubt that's what he meant. :P

Google tells me it's "Future of Storytelling" but I doubt that's what he meant. :P

Ubisoft has been horrible at optimizing AC games for PC since AC3. This is par for the course.