You’re the first one to whine about the whiners, though. So you’ve got that going for you.

Yeah, that’s my beef with the decision. Basically, all you do is wait for your friend to beat it then make them replay it with you or you are that friend and have to replay it with your friend just to get the co-op experience that the game offers. It’s a janky “solution” to a non-problem. I have a friend that I would…

summoning someone who has already beaten the mission is somehow the more difficult way to play?

While you are following this could I interest you in a pre-order?

I love how Bartel in that memo takes zero responsibility for the corporate practices contributing to the “disappointing” behaviors you described.

My main issue is the pathetic amount of XP you get. The main quest says I should be two levels higher, which takes 1000 XP each, I think, and the average side quest seems to give me 25 XP each. I even looked up ways to get XP online because I must be missing something and the answers were like, “no, yeah, that’s the…

Also... when you try to finish side quests before doing the main ones and then realise the main ones are essentially side quests too...

Truth. Talk about your paralyzation of choices...

Me too! Which is why it is so unlikely. Nintendo does two things regularly.

This is all idealistic, not just optimistic. I’d be thrilled to get even one or two of the things on this list.

People complain Nintendo doesn’t get with the times.

On a tiny screen like that? Garbage.

Fixed issue whereby body parts would sometimes remain suspended in mid-air after an enemy exploded.

Indeed. There’s no such thing as too much backup power.

Indeed. There’s no such thing as too much backup power.

I don’t know. i just feel like the game is such a mishmash and tonally all over the place. The combat is fun, albeit the control scheme has settled in yet and I keep hitting the wrong button.

Sounds like some people need to get off your goddamn lawn.

I want to ride my chocobo all daaaay!

Yes, gotta agree with Shep. I’ve been buying Anker gear for some years now, from cables to home/car chargers, and more battery packs that I care to admit. On that last point, I have a pathological fear of being out of juice so I buy a range of sizes and capacities and stash them in my bags and vehicles. About the only…

Yes, gotta agree with Shep. I’ve been buying Anker gear for some years now, from cables to home/car chargers, and…

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