SE is such a pussy when it comes to remakes. They keep whining about how hard it is. You already have 85% of the goddamn game. How is that "harder" than coming up with an entirely new (and likely shitty) entry in the FF series?

It's Kotaku. You gotta expect some random useless shit thrown in.

This is the biggest "DUH" of the decade, folks. I mean, how many of you actually dreamed that when the Virtual Console came out for the Wii, that Nintendo would attempt at releasing new content for these games in the form of secrets, levels, etc.? Nothing hurts worse than 100%-ing a game you adore and figuring you'll…

SE's tech demos (FFVII, this game) look more interesting than their actual games... Just sayin'.

I hate to keep saying this, but it's fairly easy to make a mind-blowing tech demo with doctored scenes and such. The proof is in being able to actually maintain 60FPS during intense action sequences at practically any angle. Still, it IS gorgeous.

At this point, Nintendo and I have gone through a bitter divorce and only speak to each other at Christmas...for the sake of the kids. If only for the kids...

WTF, why is NA getting the color shaft? White looks amazing! Reminds me of my DS Lite, which was a glorious gaming experience, I tell ya'!

Bleh. I mean, I will hold my judgment for when I know more, but I just don't like the idea of Namco getting their hands on the series. I had a feeling that Snake and Sonic weren't going to be the last third-party intros to the series... Then again, to be quite honest, what truly new IP has Nintendo introduced since…

I don't remember how or when I was starred. I don't get the concept or really care, especially because I don't like Kotaku all that much anymore. :P

Heh heh. Anyone can troll, right?! Don't need a star. :) Anyway, I say this because I had high hopes for FFXIII and it let me down. :( Maybe I should give it another chance...

Excellent. Same crappy game as the first one. :) *applause*

That's harsh. Don't worry, in a few years, they'll all be 70" plasma HDTVs with fiber Internet. Anything else would be cruel and unusual punishment. :)

Nah, I'm a conservative, but I favor the death penalty in this case. :)

It was intentionally stereotypical racist so as to be absurd. :)

I guess I don't get why this guy is anything still? Does he do something important or anything? I'm confused... Oh wait, this is Kotaku, whoops. :)

Well, DUH. This is Nintendo, after all. Their thing is old, crappy hardware and cheap gimmicks. But hey, what do I care so long as they make another Smash Bros. game?

Well, it's a black family, so you can assume the father is in jail or ran off...

Nah, the Liberals would throw a hissy fit. She has RIGHTS, you know! The right to a long, drawn-out trial, and the right to parole, and the right to Internet access and all sorts of entertainment while in prison, etc. etc.

Yay for Social Darwinism! I'm sure it won't result in utter chaos and the obliteration of most of the world...

Win for society!