Not sure I understand where that came from, but okay...

I really wish I was into Blizzard, I really do. :( I can't stand their art style, music, lore, or "humor." Their execution and technical expertise is unparalleled, though, so I feel like I'm missing out on some awesome games.

Neat trick. Almost wish I hadn't canceled my pre-order! Oh wait, no I don't. Gotta wait for some good games first. :)

Eh, someone will figure out a way around it, especially if they manage to jailbreak the system and override the automatic bricking capabilities. In any case, I'm looking forward to a proper, safe jailbreak so I can play undubs! :)

Ah, the graphics are so fluid and beautiful. Non-3D for the win, always.

I love their cute, sleepy-eyed, annoyed faces. :P

Ugh. I can't figure out this commenting system, and I'm a software engineer... :(

"Square Enix, make it work! Oh, wait, you already failed. Carry on..."

Yeah, except it doesn't look ugly.

I never asked to be a star commenter, and I certainly don't care to be one as I don't really hold this site in high regard. Direct me to an alternative for general gaming news, and I'll be happy to take my leave.

Please see the Kotaku video review of the Nintendo 3DS for additional wasted time and useless rambling.

Why are Kotaku's video reviews worse than most home-grown YouTube video reviews? Half the time is spent fumbling with a camera or tripping over words, mumbling incoherently. *sigh* Am I being too harsh here?

? Did Kotaku just now discover Final Fantasy X? How can you not realize that the sphere grid is entirely linear for every character for, like, ever until you reach the "end" and have to branch out into other characters'?

Kotaku cares. What else are they gonna report about? Actual video games?

Maybe Marcus got recruited to be in a gang...

Cedric: Ooooooh! King Graham, watch out!

Must play FFX again!

Eh. An EA game was canceled. No big loss there, folks.

Anything Layton is an instant "hell yes!" I wish we could get it at launch, too. :(

Aw damn. Thought it was a game. Still, DuckTales runs circles around any of this Mickey crap. Give me DuckTales any day! Love the show, theme song, and NES games. :)