@AgentSmithAndWeston: Yes, please. :'(

@OctaneHugo: Airliner Pilot of DOOM: OMG, I wanna be friends with Brian Ashcraft in that case. *swoons*

Wait, K-Mart still exists? How? Where?

I feel so disconnected from the actual people who create the articles I read so much. D: I don't really know who any of the Kotaku peoplez are.

Phew. That was close. I don't know what goes on inside those "things" now, and I sure didn't want to find out from this game later!

@Beardbeardly: Ha ha. On second thought...

@Kenneth Blaney: They finally discovered the mineral amirite?!

@fELIXADER: Yeah my parents have been married for 31 years, never divorced, never cheated on each other...but they also cared a lot about what me and my brothers watched/played. So I never got to play violent video games and stuff, and I think they did a really good job as parents.

@Aeros: Eh, you make some good points.

*sigh* Guess I won't be playing THIS game either. :(

*facepalm* Really? Why would Chinese people want to play this when the rest of the world is enjoying top-notch game development for the Big Three?

@GGear0323: Meeeeee too!

@MichaelPalin: Microsoft's been milking the same OS with thin façades for decades now. Why not do the same with their games?

@Freyar: Yeah, it totally reeks of "oh I don't really give a shit about this current game, lemme go work on something new".

@Krackato-ATOMIC COLLIDER!: Yeah they're looking really nice this time around. :D

@kojirodensetsu: Yes. They should. But they won't, because parents are too busy getting divorced, remarrying frivolously, and having affairs to care about their children.

@vboschh: "I f*cking hate Chávez."

@naikou: Yeah, hypocrisy FTL.

@lance.uppercut: Yeah, it's pretty much a futile statement. :-\ It applies to any game that's exclusive to any system. Still, I feel your pain re: Xbox 360 from time to time.

I really want to get into this game! My previous experiences with Disgaea weren't so great. I just can't get into the ridiculously busy crystal grids or whatever they're called where almost every colored square is linked to some crystal elsewhere on the stage.