@Ryodestined: Uh, that statistic is grossly exaggerated. Whatever games on the DS DO have multiplayer are usually local wireless only, which is useless.

Their site probably runs on ASP or some other shitty technology.

Whoever you are, let us know if you found a job using this method. It's creative, and I like it. :D Course, I'm already employed as a sweet, sweet Cocoa Software Engineer, but still, it'd be fun to find out if this trick works. :)

Blech. I liked the old console design...

@Vixtro: Well, I guess there were a few gems that made use of it, but overall, the Genesis sound chip just sounded cheap to me. :)

@Platypus Man: Hm. Good point.

Also, that horrid SMB port for the Genesis barely used any sprites from the Super Mario All-Stars game. They're just...bad.

1. Why do people do things like this? I mean, to me, it doesn't really mean much to port Mario to the Genesis. Why?

The 3DS is reinventing my love for Nintendo!

@dgkz0idberg: Dammit! You beat me to it. :D

@hazelnut: Nah, you guys can have your clunky OS and hog-wild app community. I'll take a perfect OS and legendary hardware any day. Not to mention a company whose design aesthetics can't be beat.

"Is it just me or does the iPhone always seem to be one step behind Android phones these days?"

@Zaph31: Aw, don't be like that! I don't think it's "all hype" given how critical people are of Nintendo these days, what with their apparently abandonment of their core gamers. I'm gonna remain positive and trust what I've read about this little wonder so far.

Yeah at first I was like, "REALLY, Kotaku? That's the best you can do?" Then it dawned on me ... ... ... I need to go pick up my prescription at Target. Thanks, Kotaku!

@Rictor: Yup. I tend to want to cut straight to the point about video game news. Then if something is particularly interesting, I'll read up on it more or watch a video.

@Utmost-Nutszo: Fair enough, fair enough.

Every time I see animals with amputations, I start to tear up. They're so darn content with life no matter what happens. We damn humans could learn a thing or two from them...

@Hami83: Good point. I'll take the jokes from newspaper clippings.

Am I the only one who's kinda sick of Jimmy Fallon?

Oh well, that seals the deal for me. No 360.