I can’t find the quote — maybe it was gselevator? — but it was around the time the President first started needling the Federal Reserve about interest rates. It went something like this:

Only thing missing here is a gator and some type of illicit drug.

You say this happened in Florida?

Don’t forget the Trump Foundation, 3 Trump Casinos (seriously how the fuck does anyone make a charity and a casino go bankrupt...), and the Trump Plaza Hotel. Anyone would be able to make all of those things operate forever. Yet Trump is a brilliant businessman.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

the fact that this charlatan was literally shilling trump steaks on the campaign trail and this country was still dumb/racist enough to elect him shows that we, as a country, deserve every last bit of this trainwreck.

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

They’re looking for the NFL to partner with it as a developmental league.  That’s the play.  They have no interest in anything outside of that.  

So I know his attorney gave the standard answer a couple days back, that Mr. Kraft was completely innocent and intended to vigourously defend himself in court, or words to that effect, but come on. What’s he going to say when they play him the video, that it was his heretofore unknown evil twin?

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl.

You know Wahlberg is signing on as Edelman

Male 8 and Male 13. Darn my rotten luck; my pool numbers were 7 and 3.

Deadspin owes me one $100 bill and one unidentified bill, followed by a hug, for making me aware of how Bob Kraft gets off.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE, DON’T READ THE DOCUMENT EXCERPTS!

Yeah, but that argument falls apart if applied to college football.  No overseas league for that.  And no, I don’t view AAF as an option.

“Move to another country if you don’t like being taken advantage of” is a pretty shitty argument when a much more rational and morally appropriate response would be “let’s stop letting a billion dollar organization take advantage of these kids.”

What made you choose the “women’s” qualifier for your crew team example?

Theres absolutely no chance he doesn’t go #1 if he blows off the season.

I think most NBA teams would rather he “quit” and save himself for a long, marketable future in the NBA than play a few more bullshit games for the horny NCAA

Have you ever been seriously injured before?