The whole thing is a fucking abortion. They didn’t make one good design choice anywhere on it.

You’re both wrong. Burton Batmobile is best Batmobile.

First impression: DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE JASON IM FUCKING BLIND!!!!!!!

Upon regaining my eyesight: leopard print aside, that’s actually really freaking neat!


Side note, slap a trailer on it so it can tow this to the campground!

I commend Ford for making a car that looks that good that you can actually afford.

It's a Chevy. It's a turd.

See that thing on the left at the back of the motor? That’s a cam chain for timing the cams. The front of the motor still has the belt. I was as shocked as anyone to find this out.

I cannot recommend this post enough :) At least it wasn’t a Turbo-fly...

What’s so bad about it? They’re economical, they’ll run forever, and the top comes down. Perfect car.

I ‘ost my ‘ose in a terrible indus’rial akzident

I hate the jellybean styling but damn if the Mirage doesn’t appeal to my 90s econobox sensibilities. Hell yes race the crap out of them, I want to see these skittering around a track as though I dumped Skittles into a frisbee and swirled it around.

Ditch the square headlights go to round with the small grill you know you want too

That’s why God in his good will gifted us the ability to make studs that thread in and replace the lug bolts with lug nuts...

Yeah I was wondering about this as well. Do you have any links? I found people saying it was sketchy, but nothing from a major reputable news source. I’m not saying it’s not true (I kinda suspect it is), but a report from a reliable source would be nice.