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No context, Aragorn FTW. First, the guy's a Numenorean, he's like the apex of human development. The guy lived until the age of two-hunred & ten fercrissakes. The guy's human+, practically a super-hero. He's been fighting orcs, goblins, and various evils since he was old enough to hold a sword. He led the rangers at…

When I had my exit interview at Zynga, one of the things I told my interviewer was: "If Zynga doesn't make (the long list of changes I suggested) younger, nimbler, hungrier companies are going to come up from behind and eat Zynga's lunch." Looks like I was right.

Oh it's a story about a (slasher/serial killer/spree murderer) wearing a (hockey mask/smiley face/executioner's hood), slashing people with a (machete/straight razor/bowie knife). And this shit still get's written? Well, at least there's a new Neonomicon coming out from Alan Moore.

C'mon dude, it's just Marcelene and The Ice King. I mean, there's still the Lich...

"However, talking about a sequel only 3 days after a game's release? This is my one big turn-off for gaming, its all about the hype these days. " Oh, give it a rest. As a game developer myself, me and my teammates'll talk about sequels even before the paint is dry on the first one. Sequels are often how we iron out…

Nah, they can keep them. My game shelf is straining under the weight of un-played games as it is.