Didn’t really care about this article...until I saw the word “ranked.”

Looking forward to your future posts, including “Jason Schreier: The Kotaku Review” and “Kotaku: The Kotaku Review”.

Does this mean I get to introduce you to this gem?

That moment when you hear Jason’s article taking shape on Kotaku Splitscreen...

Isn’t he...El Dragon, from Battleborn? I can’t be the only one seeing this.

Visually beautiful, but no. Please no. Player agency and interaction with both the narrative and mechanics of the game are so essential to the experience of NieR: Automata, that it would not translate into another medium. If ever there were a game that should NOT be made into a TV show or film, this is the one.

Kotaku, the number one Destiny, Snack, and Vampire Boning Website.

Be up front with us Jason: When is Blood, Sweat and Pixels REALLY coming out?

“...and a man in a hamster wheel.”

I wish I could find the video where the two MC’s did a parody song, showing what you needed to make a winning Eurovision song. I can’t seem to get the right search terms, or it’s hidden from me here in the US.

Just went back to play the original. I completely forgot the dolphins!

“Alchemy is useless.”

“So I was thinking, as a writer for Call of Duty, we should add in some humor.”

“You’re a long way from Texas, farm boy.”

Nothing else needs to be said.

Dear Ms. Jackson,

My response to something like this happening to me?

Even before the anime of Ghost in the Shell, I also want to speak up for the manga. My wife bought it for me, twenty years after I first read it as a teenager, when I was sitting in a bookstore in the early 1990's. Twenty years later? It holds up.

Oh! I get it! This review is your April Fools joke! Because the Ghost in the Shell that I love, that has reinvented itself from its manga roots into a classic film, two seasons of a brilliant anime, and a newer series of short movies, they couldn’t possibly fail to understand the core of SO GODDAMN MUCH MATERIAL, and…

Part of me knows that, if I were single and didn’t have kids, I would own something like this...