Look, I know you're still pissed at the Angels for those Hamilton and Pujols contracts...but that's no reason to shit on somebody else's good fortunes.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Whenever Republicans try to appear normal, non-offensive and not creepy, it's always a disaster.

I liked the pretty dresses, but my tiny girl brain couldn't handle it when they started talking about budgets and debts and taxes and money and other boy stuff like that. WHO DO I VOTE FOR?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

Hipster Level: you've probably never heard of this level.

I bet Peterson really wishes he could've played now having learned that the Falcons can't defend themselves either.

Joe McKnight would have loved to get after that.

I like this joke. Ultimately though, I think the effort was Feudal.

I wish they'd had some time to put in some packages using both Cassel and Bridgewater. Although they probably wouldn't have worked very well with Ryan Moats now out of the league.

In order to make the case that Jeter was better than Jones, Beltre, Thome, and Rolen, you basically have to rely on non-statistical analysis. Defensively, he was average in his best years (if we're being generous) at a premium position, and epically bad in all the others. Offensively, he was an old-numbers player who…

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

If you're still relying on Berry for your Fantasy advice than you deserve to lose.

Peter King: [looks at Goodell poll]

Goodell: I'm sorry, baby. You know I didn't mean it. Give me another chance. It'll be different this time. I promise.

You should be laughing! I think it's pretty amazing that the NFL, in part, ended up paying for this segment.

That's a pretty liberal use of the word "investigated," isn't it?

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

They should suspend him without pay.

If your 3-year old understood your explanation for the punishment, why don't you just tell her what she did is wrong without the spanking? Your argument seems to be that your child is smart enough to process the explanation for being punished like that but not smart enough to understand it without the punishing. You…