I am not familiar with OKCupid and the language you reference is appalling.

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

HA! Yeah, not going to defend that, the traffic there is terrible.

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

That little girl would have gotten plunked if a Cardinal was on the mound. No respect, SMH

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

Correction: It's Devin Sittingonhisass. He also has to earn back his last name.

Ahem, it's a Banana Republic sweater. TAKE THAT.

This can't possibly be real.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

"Don't draft this guy."

Fixed it.

You're not "J. Howard," you're "Commenter Rookie Bitch."

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…