I can’t play it because for some reason it wont let me enable flash on the TG site because of how its embedded or something, but I assume that’s their beige old-people car with the incontinence seats and stuff?

A finger. Dammit Capcom, what happened to you? Remember when you made a chainsaw controller, seemingly just for the hell of it? I’m not mad at you, I’m just disappointed.

That’s enough internet for today.

Could be worse:

*sees “No Mans Sky” at the top*

Lemme guess, got a stick up your ass because you hate piracy so you call anyone who dares to be devil’s advocate dumb?

The funny thing about theft is that it’s not dependent on the quality of security measures to be considered theft. Stealing a car is illegal even if the keys were left in the ignition. And this is to say nothing of the moral objections a normal person should have to the thought of stealing something just because it…

To counter that though, if you create a lock that can very easily be jimmied. Don’t be surprised when folks jimmy it.

I’ve had a Lenovo Y510p, their weird experiment that featured an expansion bay that let you add (among other things) a second graphics card for low-grade SLI on the go, for a little over three years now after owning a somewhat more capable self-built desktop a while before that.

Oh my god that Pablo is fantastic.

I can’t get over the Yennefer cosplay. It literally looks like she stepped out of the game.

What is this my birthday? Okay who at Kotaku is reading my dream journal?

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Or Overwatch if everyone was Immortan Joe.

P.T. is dead, long life Death Stranding.

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week