My guess is that they thought they’d use this little bit of time to see if any other offers came in. Boston established a price floor for Kyrie and Cleveland thought they might get some kind of bidding war started while going back the Celtics with the old “are you sure that’s your best offer?” The interest was tepid…

OJ’s available.

What kind of wood did they use?

The perfect right angles of the wood juxtaposed with the chaos of the flames is aesthetically dynamic.

“You have to admit, that’s a really sturdily built cross burning on the lawn.”

Are you trolling or do you think that’s a good analogy? Or are you supporting the OP’s point by ironically pointing to a bad analogy, which is way too subtle to be effectively conveyed.

Nah, change the name to the Cleveland Independents. The “Indies” would reflect Ohio’s status as the ultimate swing state and sounds enough like the old name for people who fear change.

Right, exactly. Who can forget that South Bend was once a part of Ireland, and that we slaughtered the Irish who’d lived there since before recorded history? And that we forced the few survivors to live on reservations while we grew rich off the fat of their land?

The Farts- now there’s a team we can all get behind!

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

You’re really not going to like it when they run for President on a ticket together in a few years.

Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m genuinely unsure if you’re telling the truth about the 1-1 thing or if you’re just fucking with me. I’m too under-caffeinated to be certain either way.

Canadian calculators don’t include the number 0, so every CFL game begins 1-1. Which just demonstrates how bad the Ti-Cats have to be to have an 0-8 record.

Ok, I know Canadian football rules might as well make it fucking quidditch compared to American football, but how the fuck does a team score 1 point in a game?

Nah, he just tried pressuring them into not telling anyone they hired him.

Team owner Bob Young after the presser.

It would have been an honest mistake if it happened like 5 years ago. The fact that this photo has made its rounds around the internet for the past 5 years should tell you how much research the media actually does before they release bullshit like this.